Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th February 2013

Dilbert//8700, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 8th February 2013

Tags

annoyance correspondence unclear email unwillingness answer questions

Official transcript

Boss: This isn't what I wanted. Dilbert: I know. But given your unclear email and your unwillingness to answer follow-up questions, I decided to do whatever entertained me. Boss: Do we have a problem here? Dilbert: No, this totally works for me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED.

I KNOW.

BUT GIVEN YOUR UNCLEAR EMAIL AND YOUR UNWILLINGNESS TO ANSWER FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS, I DECIDED TO DO WHATEVER ENTERTAINED ME.

DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE?

TOTALIS WORKS FOR ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.