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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th February 2013

Dilbert//8701, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 9th February 2013


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corporate yoga power poses realizing testosterone office cubicle


Official transcript

Boss: What's this? Dilbert: It's corporate yoga. I'm using victory and power poses to trick my brain into releasing testosterone to make me more of a leader. Alice: I don't know what this is, but I want in.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S CORPORATE YOGA.

I'M USING VICTORY AND POWER POSES TO TRICK MY BRAIN INTO RELEASING TESTOSTERONE TO MAKE ME MORE OF A LEADER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS, BUT I WANT IN.

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AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Corporate Yoga" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on corporate culture.

Scene Description

  • The scene takes place in an office setting, where a group of coworkers are gathered for a yoga session led by a male instructor.
  • The instructor, dressed in a suit and tie, is attempting to lead the group through a series of poses while explaining the benefits of corporate yoga.

Dialogue

  • Dilbert, skeptical as usual, asks what the point of corporate yoga is.
  • The instructor responds by saying that it's used to trick the brain into releasing testosterone, making him more of a leader.
  • Dilbert is unimpressed, pointing out that he doesn't know what this is but wants in.

Humor

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate yoga as a way to improve leadership skills.
  • The humor comes from the absurdity of using yoga as a tool for personal gain, rather than for its traditional purposes of physical and mental well-being.

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