Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th February 2013

Dilbert//8702, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 10th February 2013

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dog facebook facebook page internet & world wide web linkedin stocks twitter websites work ethic working from home distractions animals

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm working at home today. It will be as if we're co-workers. Dogbert: Ugh. This madness must stop! You should check your Facebook page to see what's new. You should check Twitter. Dilbert: I'm almost finished with Facebook. Dogbert: Did you get my LinkedIn request? Dilbert: I'll check. Dogbert: I send you some links to funny websites. Dilbert: Cool! I just spent ten hours at my computer and I can't remember why I was sitting there in the first place. Dogbert: You were going to check your stocks. Dilbert: Okay. That sounds right. Two Hours Later. Two Hours Later. Two Hours Later.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WORKING AT HOME TODAY. IT WILL BE AS IF WE'RE COWORKERS.

UGH.

THIS MADNESS MUST STOP!

YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE TO SEE WHAT'S NEW.

TWO HOURS LATER YOU SHOULD CHECK TWITTER.

I'M ALMOST FINISHED WITH FACEBOOK.

TWO HOURS LATER DID YOU GET MY LINKEDIN REQUEST?

I'LL CHECK.

TWO HOURS LATER I SENT YOU SOME LINKS TO FUNNY WEBSITES.

COOL!

I JUST SPENT TEN HOURS AT MY COMPUTER AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY I WAS SITTING THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YOU WERE GOING TO CHECK YOUR STOCKS.

OKAY.

THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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