Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th February 2013

Dilbert//8707, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 15th February 2013

Tags

meetings questioning stand ups no chairs more focused loosening dress code pants and chairs

Official transcript

Boss: Starting next week, our meetings will be "stand-ups"

with no chairs, so we'll be more focused. Dilbert: So you examined all of the problems in the company and decided the root cause was chairs? Boss: We're also loosening the dress code. Dilbert: So our problems are chairs and pants?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STARTING NEXT WEEK, OUR MEETINGS WILL BE "STAND-UPS" WITH NO CHAIRS, SO WELL BE MORE FOCUSED.

SO YOU EXAMINED ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE COMPANY AND DECIDED THE ROOT CAUSE WAS CHAIRS?

WE'RE ALSO LOOSENING THE DRESS CODE.

SO OUR PROBLEMS ARE CHAIRS AND PANTS?

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