Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th February 2013

Dilbert//8708, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 16th February 2013

Tags

ignorance (knowledge) managers & supervisors values don't run with scissors ask for raises employee values business

Official transcript

CEO: Experts say we need to empower employees with "values."

So I guess we need some values, whatever the heck those are. Boss: I think it's like "Don't run with scissors."

CEO: Let's start with that and see if they stop asking for raises.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXPERTS SAY WE NEED TO EMPOWER EMPLOYEES WITH "VALUES." SO I GUESS WE NEED SOME VALUES, WHATEVER THE HECK THOSE ARE.

I THINK IT'S LIKE "DON'T RUN WITH SCISSORS." LET'S START WITH THAT AND SEE IF THEY STOP ASKING FOR RAISES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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