Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st February 2013

Dilbert//8713, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 21st February 2013

Tags

fear nasa tracking satellite asteroid

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Asteroid Intercept Missile Project

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND A BACKDOOR INTO NASA'S ASTEROID TRACKING SATELLITE.

I SEE THAT A BIG ONE IS HEADING DIRECTLY TOWARD...

GAAAA!!!

WHAT?

WHAT?

I MUST FILL MY FINAL DAYS WITH LOVE.

YOU RUINED MY EARS, JERK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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