Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st February 2013

Dilbert//8713, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 21st February 2013

Tags

fear nasa tracking satellite asteroid

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Asteroid Intercept Missile Project

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND A BACKDOOR INTO NASA'S ASTEROID TRACKING SATELLITE.

I SEE THAT A BIG ONE IS HEADING DIRECTLY TOWARD...

GAAAA!!!

WHAT?

WHAT?

I MUST FILL MY FINAL DAYS WITH LOVE.

YOU RUINED MY EARS, JERK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Asteroid Tracking Satellites"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, an office worker, who discovers a backdoor into NASA's asteroid tracking satellite. He uses this access to alter the trajectory of an asteroid, which is heading directly towards Earth.

Key Events:

• Dilbert finds the backdoor and changes the asteroid's course.
• He is ecstatic about his accomplishment, but his boss is furious and threatens to ruin his ears.
• Dilbert is left with a mixture of emotions, feeling both proud and anxious about his actions.

Themes:

• The comic strip explores the theme of power and responsibility, as Dilbert uses his newfound access to alter the course of a celestial event.
• It also touches on the consequences of one's actions, as Dilbert's boss reacts strongly to his decision.

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