Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd February 2013

Dilbert//8714, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 22nd February 2013

Tags

astroid intercept missle fate of earth scientific equipment united nations science

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Asteroid Intercept Missile Project

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOOD NEWS! WE WERE THE LOW BIDDER FOR THE UNITED NATIONS' ASTEROID INTERCEPT MISSILE.

THE FATE OF EARTH DEPENDS ON YOUR COMBINED TALENTS PLUS MY MANAGEMENT SKILLS.

WALLY, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF FISSILE MATERIAL, WHICH I ASSUME IS A TYPE OF SODA

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