Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd February 2013

Dilbert//8715, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 23rd February 2013

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inventions nuclear rocket engineers blast astroid collsion approved corporate font launch window moon

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Asteroid Intercept Missile Project

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR ENGINEERS BUILT A NUCLEAR ROCKET TO BLAST AN INCOMING ASTEROID OUT OF ITS COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH.

BUT WE DIDN'T USE THE APPROVED CORPORATE FONT ON THE NOSE CONE AND WE MISSED THE LAUNCH WINDOW TRYING TO ERASE IT.

NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH A NUCLEAR ROCKET?

WELL, THE MOON HAS ALWAYS BEEN A JERK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Moon Jerk"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert and his boss discussing a failed attempt to launch a nuclear rocket at the moon. The boss explains that the rocket's nose cone was not approved by corporate, leading to its destruction. Dilbert expresses frustration with the situation, stating that the moon has always been a jerk. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working in a bureaucratic environment and the absurdity of corporate red tape.

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