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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th February 2013

Dilbert//8717, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 25th February 2013


Tags

complaining ignorance (knowledge) product features hodge podge complexity teamwork


Official transcript

Dilbert: I added all of the product features that each of you demanded. Now our product is a worthless hodgepodge of complexity. I appreciate your input. I couldn't have failed without you. Boss: Teamwork!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I ADDED ALL OF THE PRODUCT FEATURES THAT EACH OF YOU DEMANDED.

PRODUCT NOW OUR PRODUCT IS A WORTHLESS HODGEPODGE OF COMPLEXITY.

I APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT. I COULDN'T HAVE FAILED WITHOUT YOU.

TEAMWORK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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