Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th February 2013

Dilbert//8718, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 26th February 2013

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mathematics patents patent infreingement jury duty award

Official transcript

Lawyer: A small company is suing us for patent infringement. We'll be fine unless the court somehow finds twelve citizens who aren't smart enough to get out of jury duty yet are inexplicably able to do math. Juror: We recommend an award of whatever the square root of 22 over zero is.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A SMALL COMPANY IS SUING US FOR PATENT INFRINGEMENT.

WELL BE FINE UNLESS THE COURT SOMEHOW FINDS TWELVE CITIZENS WHO AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY YET ARE INEXPLICABLY ABLE TO DO MATH.

WE RECOMMEND AN AWARD OF WHATEVER THE SQUARE ROOT OF 22 OVER ZERO IS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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