Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th March 2013

Dilbert//8725, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 5th March 2013

Tags

conversation obliviousness rich people underling common interest gold coins jumbo jet super yacht

Official transcript

CEO: Oh, great. I got here too early. Now I'll need to make small talk with this underling. I don't know what to say to these people. I need to find an area of common interest. I make my own gold coins now. This one has my face on the front and the jumbo jet that carries my superyacht on the back.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OH, GREAT. I GOT HERE TOO EARLY. NOW I'LL NEED TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH THIS UNDERLING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THESE PEOPLE. I NEED TO FIND AN AREA OF COMMON INTEREST.

I MAKE MY OWN GOLD COINS NOW. THIS ONE HAS MY FACE ON THE FRONT AND THE JUMBO JET THAT CARRIES MY SUPER YACHT ON THE BACK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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