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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th March 2013

Dilbert//8725, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 5th March 2013


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conversation obliviousness rich people underling common interest gold coins jumbo jet super yacht


Official transcript

CEO: Oh, great. I got here too early. Now I'll need to make small talk with this underling. I don't know what to say to these people. I need to find an area of common interest. I make my own gold coins now. This one has my face on the front and the jumbo jet that carries my superyacht on the back.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OH, GREAT. I GOT HERE TOO EARLY. NOW I'LL NEED TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH THIS UNDERLING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THESE PEOPLE. I NEED TO FIND AN AREA OF COMMON INTEREST.

I MAKE MY OWN GOLD COINS NOW. THIS ONE HAS MY FACE ON THE FRONT AND THE JUMBO JET THAT CARRIES MY SUPER YACHT ON THE BACK

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Common Interest"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a conference table with two other individuals. The conversation begins with Dilbert's statement, "Oh, great. I got here too early. Now I'll need to make small talk with this underling." The other two men respond by asking what he wants to say to them, and Dilbert reveals that he needs to find a common interest. One of the men suggests that Dilbert make his own gold coins, which he does by using a jumbo jet to carry his superyacht on its back. The strip concludes with Dilbert proudly displaying his new gold coin, showcasing his creative and humorous approach to finding a common interest.

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