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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th March 2013

Dilbert//8726, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 6th March 2013


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suspicion high level of trust employees performance scam business


Official transcript

Dilbert: Studies show that companies with a high level of trust in employees also perform the best. Boss: If you ever start performing well, I'll trust you, too. Dilbert: This didn't go the way I hoped. Boss: What kind of scam are you trying to pull?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

STUDIES SHOW THAT COMPANIES WITH A HIGH LEVEL OF TRUST IN EMPLOYEES ALSO PERFORM THE BEST.

IF YOU EVER START PERFORMING WELL, I'LL TRUST YOU, TOO.

THIS DIDN'T GO THE WAY I HOPED.

WHAT KIND OF SCAM ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Trust Issues"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a boss and an employee. The boss is shown to be optimistic about the company's performance, while the employee is skeptical and expresses concerns about the trustworthiness of the company. The employee asks if the boss is trying to pull a scam, implying that the boss may be hiding something. The boss responds by saying that he hopes the employee will trust him, but the employee remains unconvinced.

Key Points:

  • The boss is optimistic about the company's performance.
  • The employee is skeptical and expresses concerns about the trustworthiness of the company.
  • The employee asks if the boss is trying to pull a scam.
  • The boss responds by saying that he hopes the employee will trust him.
  • The employee remains unconvinced.

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