Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th March 2013

Dilbert//8727, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 7th March 2013

Tags

best policy lying powerless superpower truth honesty is best policy

Official transcript

Dogbert: Honesty is the best policy... whenever you think lying won't work. Otherwise, lying is awesome. It's like a freakin' superpower! Ratbert: Why am I here? Dogbert: I speak truth to the powerless.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY...

WHENEVER YOU THINK LYING WON'T WORK. OTHERWISE, LYING IS AWESOME.

IT'S LIKE A FREAKIN' SUPERPOWER!

WHY AM I HERE?

I SPEAK TRUTH TO THE POWERLESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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