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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th March 2013

Dilbert//8729, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 9th March 2013


Tags

color printer frobid frustration information services office equipment office workers removed rough drafts crazy co worker


Official transcript

Mordac: I am Mordac, the preventer of information services, and I forbid you from using the shared color printer for rough drafts! Dilbert: That sounds reasonable, which makes me wonder what you're up to. Why did you remove the color printer? Mordac: It was hardly ever used. Two Months Later

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES, AND I FORBID YOU FROM USING THE SHARED COLOR PRINTER FOR ROUGH DRAFTS!

THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE, WHICH MAKES ME WONDER WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.

TWO MONTHS LATER WHY DID YOU REMOVE THE COLOR PRINTER?

IT WAS HARDLY EVER USED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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