Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th March 2013
Dilbert//8730, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 10th March 2013
Tags
work ethic fired programming code undocumented passwords death spiral huge raise
Official transcript
Boss: Wally, you have accomplished none of your goals. I have to let you go. Wally: Actually, I accomplished a lot. I spent the past ten years creating a tangle of undocumented programming code. Every one of our major systems is linked to it. If I don't enter a password every day, the entire company will go into a technology death spiral. If you value your job, you'll give me a huge raise and dance on this table like a monkey!!! Boss: Let's call it a tie. Wally: Yeah, I'm good with that.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
ACCOMPLISHED HONE OF YOUR GOALS. I HAVE TO LET YOU GO.
ACTUALLY, I ACCOMPLISHED A LOT.
I SPENT THE PAST TEN YEARS CREATING A TANGLE OF UNDOCUMENTED PROGRAMMING CODE.
EVERY ONE OF OUR MAJOR SYSTEMS IS LINKED TO IT.
IF I DON'T ENTER A PASSWORD EVERY DAY, THE ENTIRE COMPANY WILL GO INTO A TECHNOLOGY DEATH SPIRAL.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR JOB, YOULL GIVE ME A HUGE RAISE AND DANCE ON THIS TABLE LIKE A MONKEY!!!
LET'S CALL IT A TIE.
YEAH, IM GOOD WITH THAT.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Accomplished"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2013, revolves around Dilbert's frustration with his boss, Wally. Wally boasts about his accomplishments, while Dilbert remains unimpressed. The conversation escalates, with Dilbert expressing his disdain for Wally's boasts and the lack of meaningful work in their company. The strip concludes with Dilbert's sarcastic remark about the company's focus on "technology death spirals" rather than actual productivity.
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