Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th March 2013

Dilbert//8736, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 16th March 2013

Tags

anger questioning bought start up million dollars diet coke wine

Official transcript

Alice: We bought a start-up just so we could get the engineers, including you. Do something that's worth a million dollars. I want to see what that looks like. Coworker: You don't sound entirely sincere. Alice: Can you turn my Diet Coke into wine?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE BOUGHT A STARTUP JUST SO WE COULD GET THE ENGINEERS, INCLUDING YOU.

DO SOMETHING THAT'S WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS I WANT TO SEE WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE.

YOU DON T SOUND ENTIRELY SINCERE.

CAN YOU TURN MY DIET COKE INTO WINE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Title: "A Million Dollars for Diet Coke"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a woman in an office setting. The man is excited to share his idea for a product that could be worth a million dollars, but the woman is unimpressed and asks if he can turn his diet coke into wine. The man is taken aback by her response, and the conversation ends with him looking confused.

Key Points:

• The man has an idea for a product that could be worth a million dollars.
• The woman is unimpressed and asks if he can turn his diet coke into wine.
• The man is taken aback by her response and looks confused.
• The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of turning a simple beverage like diet coke into a valuable product.

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