Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th March 2013

Dilbert//8736, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 16th March 2013

Tags

anger questioning bought start up million dollars diet coke wine

Official transcript

Alice: We bought a start-up just so we could get the engineers, including you. Do something that's worth a million dollars. I want to see what that looks like. Coworker: You don't sound entirely sincere. Alice: Can you turn my Diet Coke into wine?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE BOUGHT A STARTUP JUST SO WE COULD GET THE ENGINEERS, INCLUDING YOU.

DO SOMETHING THAT'S WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS I WANT TO SEE WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE.

YOU DON T SOUND ENTIRELY SINCERE.

CAN YOU TURN MY DIET COKE INTO WINE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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