Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th March 2013
Dilbert//8737, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 17th March 2013
Tags
angel fix things granted wishes know it all needy questions things gone wrong workers angel of competence
Open source transcript
I AM THE ANGEL OF COMPETENCE.
I HAVE COME TO MARK YOU AS AN ENGINEER.
TURN AROUND.
SO, IT'S LIKE AN HONOR?
SURE, IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO SET UP MY WIRELESS ROUTER AT HOME?
MY PHONE KEEPS FREEZING UP. CAN YOU LOOK AT IT?
HOW LONG SHOULD I BARBECUE TRI-TIP?
THE PILOT LIGHT ON MY WATER HEATER IS OUT.
HOW DO YOU FIX CRACKS IN A DRIVEWAY?
WHAT EXACTLY DOES ICLOUD DO?
EGAAA!!
I NEED TO TALK TO THE ANGEL OF COMPETENCE.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
HE DIED IN MY CUBICLE.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Angel of Competence"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, interacting with an angel of competence. The angel is depicted as a winged figure with a halo, while Dilbert is shown in various situations, including:
- Asking the angel to mark him as an engineer, only to be told he has already done so
- Requesting the angel's help in fixing cracks in a driveway
- Inquiring about the best way to barbecue tri-tip
- Seeking advice on how to set up a wireless router at home
Throughout the strip, Dilbert's conversations with the angel are humorous and lighthearted, showcasing the angel's wisdom and guidance. The comic strip is a humorous take on the concept of competence and the challenges of everyday life.
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