Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th March 2013

Dilbert//8737, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 17th March 2013

Tags

angel fix things granted wishes know it all needy questions things gone wrong workers angel of competence

Open source transcript

I AM THE ANGEL OF COMPETENCE.

I HAVE COME TO MARK YOU AS AN ENGINEER.

TURN AROUND.

SO, IT'S LIKE AN HONOR?

SURE, IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.

CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO SET UP MY WIRELESS ROUTER AT HOME?

MY PHONE KEEPS FREEZING UP. CAN YOU LOOK AT IT?

HOW LONG SHOULD I BARBECUE TRI-TIP?

THE PILOT LIGHT ON MY WATER HEATER IS OUT.

HOW DO YOU FIX CRACKS IN A DRIVEWAY?

WHAT EXACTLY DOES ICLOUD DO?

EGAAA!!

I NEED TO TALK TO THE ANGEL OF COMPETENCE.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

HE DIED IN MY CUBICLE.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

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