Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th March 2013

Dilbert//8738, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 18th March 2013

Tags

secreatry booked flight smog hardened machete hack tunnel asthma attack treatment

Open source transcript

I BOOKED YOUR FLIGHT TO THE POLLUTED CAPITAL OF ELBONIA.

THEIR SMOG HAS HARDENED INTO A SOLID. USE THIS TUNNEL THROUGH IT.

IF YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK, THE TREATMENT IS THE SAME AS FOR A SEA URCHIN STING: YOULL NEED TO URINATE ON YOUR LUNGS

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