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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th March 2013

Dilbert//8738, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 18th March 2013


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secreatry booked flight smog hardened machete hack tunnel asthma attack treatment


Open source transcript

I BOOKED YOUR FLIGHT TO THE POLLUTED CAPITAL OF ELBONIA.

THEIR SMOG HAS HARDENED INTO A SOLID. USE THIS TUNNEL THROUGH IT.

IF YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK, THE TREATMENT IS THE SAME AS FOR A SEA URCHIN STING: YOULL NEED TO URINATE ON YOUR LUNGS

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Asthma Attack"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. The scene begins with Dilbert booking a flight to the polluted capital of Elbonia, prompting Wally to offer advice on how to cope with the smog. Wally suggests using a machete to hack a tunnel through the smog, drawing an analogy with the treatment for sea urchin stings, which requires urinating on the affected area.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert books a flight to Elbonia, a polluted city.
  • Wally offers unconventional advice on dealing with the smog.
  • Wally compares the treatment for sea urchin stings to the proposed solution for the smog.
  • The comic strip showcases Wally's eccentric and humorous approach to problem-solving.

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