Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st March 2013

Dilbert//8751, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 31st March 2013

Tags

frustration questioning navigation button top of page idea people difficult people not answering

Official transcript

Dilbert: Would it be better with the navigation button at the top of the page? Coworker: I can make that change. Dilbert: I know you can make the change. I'm asking if you agree it would be a good idea. Coworker: It's no problem to move buttons. Dilbert: But is it a good idea? Coworker: I can have it done in ten minutes. Dilbert: But should we do it at all? Coworker: Whatever you want. Dilbert: That is not an answer! Forget it! I'm going to tell your boss you're difficult to work with. Asok: When will you move the button. Coworker: As soon as it's my idea.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD IT BE BETTER WITH THE NAVIGATION BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE?

I CAN MAKE THAT CHANGE.

I KNOW YOU CAN MAKE THE CHANGE. I'M ASKING IF YOU AGREE IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.

IT'S NO PROBLEM TO MOVE BUTTONS.

BUT IS IT A GOOD IDEA?

I CAN HAVE IT DONE IN TEN MINUTES.

BUT SHOULD WE DO IT AT ALL?

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER!

FORGET IT!

IM GOING TO TELL YOUR BOSS YOU'RE DIFFICULT TO WORK WITH.

WHEN WILL YOU MOVE THE BUTTON?

AS SOON AS IT'S MY IDEA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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