Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st April 2013
Dilbert//8752, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 1st April 2013
Tags
honesty work ethic mission vision core values no clear direction inappropriate websites
Official transcript
Wally: Our mission, vision, strategy, road map, and core values are not aligned. So instead of flailing around with no clear direction, I plan to spend my days looking at inappropriate websites. Yesterday, when you said, "Bring me solutions, not problems,"
I hope you meant it.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
OUR MISSION, VISION, STRATEGY, ROAD MAP, AND CORE VALUES ARE NOT ALIGNED.
SO INSTEAD OF FLAILING AROUND WITH NO CLEAR DIRECTION, I PLAN TO SPEND MY DAYS LOOKING AT INAPPROPRIATE WEBSITES.
YESTERDAY, WHEN YOU SAID, "BRING ME SOLUTIONS, NOT PROBLEMS," I HOPE YOU MEANT IT.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Mission Misalignment"
Summary:
The comic strip depicts a conversation between two characters, with the first character expressing frustration about the company's mission, vision, strategy, road map, and core values not being aligned. The second character responds by suggesting that the first character focus on solving problems rather than worrying about the company's direction.
Key Points:
- The first character is dissatisfied with the company's lack of alignment between its mission, vision, strategy, road map, and core values.
- The second character advises the first character to focus on solving problems rather than worrying about the company's direction.
- The conversation highlights the importance of aligning a company's mission, vision, strategy, road map, and core values to achieve success.
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