Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st April 2013

Dilbert//8752, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 1st April 2013

Tags

honesty work ethic mission vision core values no clear direction inappropriate websites

Official transcript

Wally: Our mission, vision, strategy, road map, and core values are not aligned. So instead of flailing around with no clear direction, I plan to spend my days looking at inappropriate websites. Yesterday, when you said, "Bring me solutions, not problems,"

I hope you meant it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR MISSION, VISION, STRATEGY, ROAD MAP, AND CORE VALUES ARE NOT ALIGNED.

SO INSTEAD OF FLAILING AROUND WITH NO CLEAR DIRECTION, I PLAN TO SPEND MY DAYS LOOKING AT INAPPROPRIATE WEBSITES.

YESTERDAY, WHEN YOU SAID, "BRING ME SOLUTIONS, NOT PROBLEMS," I HOPE YOU MEANT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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