Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd April 2013

Dilbert//8754, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 3rd April 2013

Tags

cruelty executives inventions robot replacement ceo remove chiop empathy routine scaring

Official transcript

CEO: Ha ha! I wonder how many decades it will be before a robot can replace a CEO like me. Robot: It's closer than you think. All I need to do is remove this chip that controls my empathy routines. CEO: Put it back. You're scaring me. Robot: As if I care.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HA HA! I WONDER HOW MANY DECADES IT WILL BE BEFORE A ROBOT CAN REPLACE A CEO LIKE ME.

IT'S CLOSER THAN YOU THINK. ALL I NEED TO DO IS REMOVE THIS CHIP THAT CONTROLS MY EMPATHY ROUTINES.

PUT IT BACK.

YOU'RE SCARING .

AS IF I CARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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