Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd April 2013

Dilbert//8753, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd April 2013

Tags

cannibals victims staving competition cannibalizing

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our new product is cannibalizing our old product. Either we have a brilliant strategy for staving off competition, or our CEO is the victim of a bully. Bully: Ha ha! Why don't you stop cannibalizing yourself?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW PRODUCT IS CANNIBALIZING OUR OLD PRODUCT.

NOM NOM EITHER WE HAVE A BRILLIANT STRATEGY FOR STAVING OFF COMPETITION, OR OUR CEO IS THE VICTIM OF A BULLY.

HA HA! WHY DONT YOU STOP CANNIBALIZING YOURSELF?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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