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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd April 2013

Dilbert//8753, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd April 2013


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cannibals victims staving competition cannibalizing


Official transcript

Dilbert: Our new product is cannibalizing our old product. Either we have a brilliant strategy for staving off competition, or our CEO is the victim of a bully. Bully: Ha ha! Why don't you stop cannibalizing yourself?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR NEW PRODUCT IS CANNIBALIZING OUR OLD PRODUCT.

NOM NOM EITHER WE HAVE A BRILLIANT STRATEGY FOR STAVING OFF COMPETITION, OR OUR CEO IS THE VICTIM OF A BULLY.

HA HA! WHY DONT YOU STOP CANNIBALIZING YOURSELF?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Cannibalizing Our Old Product"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a company's new product cannibalizing its old product.
  • The CEO is concerned about the strategy and its potential impact on the company's success.
  • The employees are divided in their opinions, with some supporting the new product and others opposing it.
  • The CEO is shown being bullied by a coworker, highlighting the tension and conflict within the company.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of innovation and the potential consequences of disrupting established markets.

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