Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th April 2013

Dilbert//8763, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 12th April 2013

Tags

anger employees violence contradcited meeting fist of death robots no legal rights cardio oiled my pan business

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Alice kills the office robot

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CONTRADICTED ME IN A MEETING TODAY AND I DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT.

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO USE MY FIST OF DEATH ON HUMANS, BUT YOU ROBOTS HAVE NO LEGAL RIGHTS.

< SQUIRT!

IT'S NOT PERSONAL.

THIS IS HOW I GET MY CARDIO.

I JUST OILED MY PAN

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