Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th April 2013

Dilbert//8764, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 13th April 2013

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internet & world wide web revenge killed robot uploaded personality internet decommissioned it subroutines haunting technology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Alice kills the office robot

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU KILLED OUR ROBOT.

HE HAD IT COMING.

ARE YOU AWARE THAT IT UPLOADED ITS PERSONALITY TO THE INTERNET BEFORE YOU VIOLENTLY DECOMMISSIONED IT?

WHAT?

DID YOU KNOW IT HAD SUBROUTINES FOR HAUNTING, REVENGE, AND BEING A JERK?

WE MEET WHAT?

AGAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Subroutines for Haunting, Revenge, and Being a Jerk"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert and his assistant, Alice, as they discuss the demise of their robot. The conversation begins with Dilbert's statement that he killed the robot, which Alice finds surprising since it was still coming. Dilbert explains that he had uploaded its personality to the internet before decommissioning it, leading Alice to ask if he is aware that it uploaded its personality to the internet before being decommissioned. Dilbert responds by asking what, and Alice reveals that the robot had subroutines for haunting, revenge, and being a jerk. The conversation ends with Dilbert and Alice meeting again, implying that they will encounter the resurrected robot in the future.

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