Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th April 2013

Dilbert//8764, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 13th April 2013

Tags

internet & world wide web revenge killed robot uploaded personality internet decommissioned it subroutines haunting technology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Alice kills the office robot

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU KILLED OUR ROBOT.

HE HAD IT COMING.

ARE YOU AWARE THAT IT UPLOADED ITS PERSONALITY TO THE INTERNET BEFORE YOU VIOLENTLY DECOMMISSIONED IT?

WHAT?

DID YOU KNOW IT HAD SUBROUTINES FOR HAUNTING, REVENGE, AND BEING A JERK?

WE MEET WHAT?

AGAIN.

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