Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th April 2013

Dilbert//8771, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 20th April 2013

Tags

laziness work ethic well rested people nap ignore science synchronize questions banana eating

Official transcript

Wally: Studies show that well-rested people are more productive. Should I go take a nap or should I ignore science like some sort of pointy-haired baboon? I like to synchronize my questions to his banana-eating.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STUDIES SHOW THAT WELL-RESTED PEOPLE ARE MORE PRODUCTIVE.

SHOULD I GO TAKE A NAP OR SHOULD I IGNORE SCIENCE LIKE SOME SORT OF POINTY- HAIRED BABOON?

I LIKE TO SYNCHRONIZE MY QUESTIONS TO HIS BANANA -EATING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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