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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th April 2013

Dilbert//8770, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 19th April 2013


Tags

competition (psychology) managers & supervisors thwarting rivals competitions expensive engineering solutions business


Official transcript

Dilbert: Have you heard any rumors about what is driving our boss's decisions lately? Alice: He's thwarting a rival within the company by offering only prohibitively expensive engineering solutions. Dilbert: My work has meaning, but it's not the good kind.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY RUMORS ABOUT WHAT IS DRIVING OUR BOSS'S DECISIONS LATELY?

HE'S THWARTING A RIVAL WITHIN THE COMPANY BY OFFERING ONLY PROHIBITIVELY EXPENSIVE ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS.

MY WORK HAS MEANING, BUT IT'S NOT THE GOOD KIND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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