Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th April 2013

Dilbert//8778, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 27th April 2013

Tags

conversation honesty rich people career success avoid losers suck energy taking staors

Official transcript

Asok: While we have this chance encounter, I wonder if you could share your secrets for career success. CEO: Avoid associating with losers because they will lower your standards and suck the energy out of you. Would you mind taking the stairs?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHILE WE HAVE THIS CHANCE ENCOUNTER, I WONDER IF YOU COULD SHARE YOUR SECRETS FOR CAREER SUCCESS.

AVOID ASSOCIATING WITH LOSERS BECAUSE THEY WILL LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND SUCK THE ENERGY OUT OF YOU.

WOULD YOU MIND TAKING THE STAIRS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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