Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd May 2013

Dilbert//8783, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 2nd May 2013

Tags

conversation problem solve opinion idiots

Official transcript

Dilbert: So that's my problem, and I'm curious how you would try to solve it if you were me. Boss: You actually care about my opinion? Dilbert: Yes, I really do. Wally: Are you any closer to solving your problem? Dilbert: Yup. So far I've eliminated all of the choices that idiots would make.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SO THAT'S MY PROBLEM, AND I'M CURIOUS HOW YOU WOULD TRY TO SOLVE IT IF YOU WERE ME.

YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT MY OPINION?

YES, I REALLY DO.

ARE YOU ANY CLOSER TO SOLVING YOUR PROBLEM?

YUP. SO FAR IVE ELIMINATED ALL OF THE CHOICES THAT IDIOTS WOULD MAKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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