Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd May 2013

Dilbert//8784, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 3rd May 2013

Tags

children ignorance (knowledge) replaced by robot replaced by hammer ugly furniture family

Official transcript

Carol: My 12-year-old wants to know what career would prevent him from being replaced by a robot. Dilbert: I've met your son, and I'm pretty sure he could be replaced by a hammer. Carol: This took an ugly turn. Dilbert: Maybe the robots can use him as furniture.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY 12-YEAR-OLD WANTS TO KNOW WHAT CAREER WOULD PREVENT HIM FROM BEING REPLACED BY A ROBOT.

IVE MET YOUR SON, AND I'M PRETTY SURE HE COULD BE REPLACED BY A HAMMER.

THIS TOOK AN UGLY TURN MAYBE THE ROBOTS CAN USE HIM AS FURNITURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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