Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th May 2013

Dilbert//8787, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 6th May 2013

Tags

telecommunication lines work ethic telecommuting policy assignments disappointed

Official transcript

Boss: And you are...? Coworker: I've worked for you for years. I was telecommuting, but now our company policy forbids it, so here I am. Boss: Did I give you any assignments in those four years? Coworker: No, and you can imagine how disappointed I am now.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND YOU ARE ...?

I'VE WORKED FOR YOU FOR FOUR YEARS.

I WAS TELECOMMUTING, BUT NOW OUR COMPANY POLICY FORBIDS IT, SO HERE I AM.

DID I GIVE YOU ANY ASSIGNMENTS IN THOSE FOUR YEARS?

NO, AND YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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