Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th May 2013

Dilbert//8786, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 5th May 2013

Tags

cats & kittens surgery surgeon left something inside left stuff wallet car keys cat meow animals medical

Official transcript

Carol: It's your surgeon. He says he might have left something inside you. Boss: What??! A sponge? A scalpel? Carol: No... his watch. And... his car keys... and wallet. He says he used your torso to store his valuables while he went for a run. Boss: Meow! Carol: I'll ask about that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S YOUR SURGEON.

HE SAYS HE MIGHT HAVE LEFT SOMETHING INSIDE YOU.

WHAT??!

A SPONGE?

A SCALPEL?

NO ... HIS WATCH.

AND .

. HIS CAR KEYS.

AND WALLET.

HE SAYS HE USED YOUR TORSO TO STORE HIS VALUABLES WHILE HE WENT FOR A RUN.

MEOW!

I'LL ASK ABOUT THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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