Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th May 2013

Dilbert//8794, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 13th May 2013

Tags

boss inventions joking remote control shocked stick collar wearable computing necklace computer

Official transcript

Wally: Wearable computing is the next big thing. This is my prototype of a necklace computer. Prepare to be shocked. Dilbert: Did you just talk him into wearing a remotely controlled shock collar? Wally: People think I have no goals.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WEARABLE COMPUTING IS THE NEXT BIG THING.

THIS IS MY PROTOTYPE OF A NECKLACE COMPUTER.

PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED.

DID YOU JUST TALK HIM INTO WEARING A REMOTELY CONTROLLED SHOCK COLLAR?

PEOPLE THINK I HAVE NO GOALS.

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