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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th May 2013

Dilbert//8795, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 14th May 2013


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executives how-to book on leadership steve jobs warren buffet gandhi ryan seacrest carbon based life forms


Official transcript

CEO: I'm reading a book about what it takes to be a great leader. Do you know what Steve Jobs, Warren Buffett, Gandhi, and Ryan Seacrest have in common? Dilbert: None of them read this book. CEO: And they are carbon-based life-forms.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M READING A BOOK ABOUT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A GREAT LEADER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT STEVE JOBS, WARREN BUFFETT, GANDHI, AND RYAN SEACREST HAVE IN COMMON?

NONE OF THEM READ THIS BOOK.

AND THEY ARE CARBON - BASED LIFEFORMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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