Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th May 2013

Dilbert//8797, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 16th May 2013

Tags

complaining honesty managers & supervisors worthless garbage business

Official transcript

Dilbert: If I complain about a co-worker, can you handle it discreetly and keep me out of it? Boss: Yes. Dilbert says you're a worthless piece of garbage. He guessed it was you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I COMPLAIN ABOUT A COWORKER, CAN YOU HANDLE IT DISCREETLY AND KEEP ME OUT OF IT?

YES.

DILBERT SAYS YOU'RE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE.

HE GUESSED IT WAS YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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