Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th May 2013

Dilbert//8796, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 15th May 2013

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Official transcript

Dilbert: As you requested, I researched all of the best-selling books on the topic of leadership. Apparently, leadership is the product of sociopathic tendencies plus luck. All other personality traits are inactive ingredients. Wally: Did you actually read all of those books? Dilbert: I only needed to know they were all different.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU REQUESTED, I RESEARCHED ALL OF THE BESTSELLING BOOKS ON THE TOPIC OF LEADERSHIP.

APPARENTLY, LEADERSHIP IS THE PRODUCT OF SOCIOPATHIC TENDENCIES PLUS LUCK. ALL OTHER PERSONALITY TRAITS ARE INACTIVE INGREDIENTS.

DID YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THOSE BOOKS?

I ONLY NEEDED TO KNOW THEY WERE ALL DIFFERENT.

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