Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th May 2013

Dilbert//8799, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 18th May 2013

Tags

annoyance coaching hand off colon managers & supervisors mentoring micromanging obliviousness puppet business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Please stop micromanaging me. Boss: What? I thought I was coaching and mentoring. Do you want some coaching and mentoring? Carol: I'm not a puppet. Keep your hand out of my colon.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE STOP MICROMANAGING ME.

WHAT? I THOUGHT I WAS COACHING AND MENTORING.

DO YOU WANT SOME COACHING AND MENTORING?

IM NOT A PUPPET.

KEEP YOUR HAND OUT OF MY COLON

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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