Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th May 2013

Dilbert//8799, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 18th May 2013

Tags

annoyance coaching hand off colon managers & supervisors mentoring micromanging obliviousness puppet business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Please stop micromanaging me. Boss: What? I thought I was coaching and mentoring. Do you want some coaching and mentoring? Carol: I'm not a puppet. Keep your hand out of my colon.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE STOP MICROMANAGING ME.

WHAT? I THOUGHT I WAS COACHING AND MENTORING.

DO YOU WANT SOME COACHING AND MENTORING?

IM NOT A PUPPET.

KEEP YOUR HAND OUT OF MY COLON

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Micromanaging"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a character named Dilbert, a white male with black hair, who is depicted in three panels.

• In the first panel, Dilbert's boss requests him to stop micromanaging, to which Dilbert responds by inquiring about his thoughts on coaching and mentoring.
• The second panel shows Dilbert's boss expressing his desire for some coaching and mentoring, but with a twist: he wants it from a puppet, emphasizing that he doesn't want to be coached by a human.
• The third panel features Dilbert's boss addressing a puppet, instructing it to keep its hand out of his colon, highlighting his aversion to being coached by a human.

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