Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd May 2013

Dilbert//8803, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 22nd May 2013

Tags

anger honesty corporate culture micromanaging higgs - boson taboo new culture

Official transcript

Boss: I'm looking for ideas on how we can improve our corporate culture. Alice: You could start by being less of a micromanaging d-bag who hides like a Higgs-boson whenever we need a decision. Boss: That didn't help. Alice: Will honesty still be taboo in the new culture?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M LOOKING FOR IDEAS ON HOW WE CAN IMPROVE OUR CORPORATE CULTURE.

YOU COULD START BY BEING LESS OF A MICROMANAGING D-BAG WHO HIDES LIKE A HIGGS-BOSON WHENEVER WE NEED A DECISION.

THAT DIDN'T HELP.

WILL HONESTY STILL BE TABOO IN THE NEW CULTURE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Taboo in the New Culture"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert and his colleagues discussing how to improve their corporate culture.
• Dilbert suggests using a micromanaging D-Bag to make decisions, but his colleagues are skeptical.
• One colleague asks if honesty will still be taboo in the new culture, implying that the current culture values dishonesty.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using a D-Bag to manage a company and the challenges of changing corporate culture.

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