Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st May 2013

Dilbert//8802, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 21st May 2013

Tags

excitement flattery respect companys success

Official transcript

CEO: The secret of our company's success is that we hire good people. Dilbert: What? Are you saying I'm good? I've never heard a compliment at work. What is that feeling inside me? Is it the thing called self-esteem? Customer: Awkward. CEO: Just ignore him. Dilbert: Behold my goodness! Customer Meeting

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CUSTOMER MEETING THE SECRET OF OUR COMPANY'S SUCCESS IS THAT WE HIRE GOOD PEOPLE.

WHAT?

ARE YOU SAYING I'M GOOD? IVE NEVER HEARD A COMPLIMENT AT WORK. WHAT IS THAT FEELING INSIDE ME? IS IT THE THING CALLED SELF-ESTEEM?

AWKWARD.

JUST IGNORE HIM BEHOLD MY GOODNESS!

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