Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th May 2013

Dilbert//8806, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 25th May 2013

Tags

executives ignorance (knowledge) progress key to success hire business is successful circular reasoning

Official transcript

Dogbert: What is the key to success? CEO: Hire the right employees! Dogbert: How do you know you hired the right ones? CEO: You know because the business is successful. Dogbert: So the key to success is circular reasoning? CEO: Yes, because circular reasoning is the key.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS?

HIRE THE RIGHT EMPLOYEES!

HOW YOU KNOW DO YOU BECAUSE KNOW THE BUSI- YOU HIRED NESS IS THE RIGHT SUCCESSFUL.

ONES?

SO THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS CIRCULAR REASONING?

YES, BECAUSE CIRCULAR REASONING IS THE KEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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