Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th May 2013

Dilbert//8809, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 28th May 2013

Tags

complaining fear opinion of plan rip off arms track down family kill family india advice giving advice

Official transcript

Asok: I'm afraid to give Alice my opinion of her plan. Dilbert: What's the worst thing that could happen? Asok: She could rip off both of my arms and beat me to death with them. Then she could track down my family in India and kill them one by one. Is this your first time giving advice? Dilbert: I just figured out why no one ever asks for it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M AFRAID WHAT'S TO GIVE THE WORST ALICE MY THING OPINION OF THAT COULD HER PLAN HAPPEN?

SHE COULD RIP OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS AND BEAT ME TO DEATH WITH THEM. THEN SHE COULD TRACK DOWN MY FAMILY IN INDIA AND KILL THEM ONE BY ONE.

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME GIVING ADVICE?

I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY NO ONE EVER ASKS FOR IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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