Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th May 2013

Dilbert//8810, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 29th May 2013

Tags

managers & supervisors mentors drive steak through heart business

Official transcript

Boss: Asok, thanks to my mentoring, someday you will be just like me. Asok: Gaaa!!! Someone please drive a stake through my heart! Hurry! Boss: Apparently I don't know what mentoring is.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, THANKS TO MY MENTORING, SOMEDAY YOU WILL BE JUST LIKE ME.

GAAA!!! SOMEONE PLEASE DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH MY HEART!

HURRY!

APPARENTLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT MENTORING IS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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