Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th May 2013

Dilbert//8811, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 30th May 2013

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ex ceo executives generous negotiated severance package wages robotic flea giant flea money

Official transcript

Catbert: Our es-CEO negotiated an unusually generous severance package. We had to build a giant robotic flea to suck the assets out of the company. The weird part is that it seemed reasonable at the time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR EX-CEO NEGOTIATED AN UNUSUALLY GENEROUS SEVERANCE PACKAGE.

WE HAD TO BUILD A GIANT ROBOTIC FLEA TO SUCK THE ASSETS OUT OF THE COMPANY.

THE WEIRD PART IS THAT IT SEEMED REASONABLE AT THE TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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