Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th June 2013

Dilbert//8818, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 6th June 2013

Tags

cats & kittens physics famous physicist zombie

Official transcript

Catbert: This is Wulf. He used to work for a famous physicist named Schrodinger. He escaped before the experiment was finished and now he's both alive and dead at the same time. Dilbert: Like a zombie? Catbert: Uh-oh. Wulf: Wow. I have half a mind to be offended by that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS WULF.

HE USED TO WORK FOR A FAMOUS PHYSICIST NAMED SCHRODINGER.

HE ESCAPED BEFORE THE EXPERIMENT WAS FINISHED AND NOW HE'S BOTH ALIVE AND DEAD AT THE SAME TIME.

LIKE A ZOMBIE?

WOW.

I HAVE HALF A MIND TO BE OFFENDED BY THAT.

UH-OH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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