Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th June 2013

Dilbert//8819, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 7th June 2013

Tags

afterlife death & dying zombie truth about afterlife projecting curiosity

Official transcript

Wulf: I was Schrodinger's cat back in the day. That's why I'm alive and dead at the same time. I know the truth about the afterlife because my dead half told my living half all about it. Do you want to know what happens? Wally: Stop projecting your curiosity on me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS SCHRDINGER'S CAT BACK IN THE DAY.

THAT'S WHY I'M ALIVE AND DEAD AT THE SAME TIME.

I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE AFTERLIFE BECAUSE MY DEAD HALF TOLD MY LIVING HALF ALL ABOUT IT.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?

STOP PROJECTING YOUR CURIOSITY ON ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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