Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st June 2013

Dilbert//8833, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 21st June 2013

Tags

frustration work ethic assignment deadline tasks finsihing

Official transcript

Boss: You didn't finish your assignment by the deadline. Wally: It won't matter as long as one other employee is also late, because the project can't move forward until everyone does their tasks. Wait fir it... wait... Coworker: You know how I was supposed to finish that thing?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU DIDNT FINISH YOUR ASSIGNMENT BY THE DEADLINE.

IT WON'T MATTER AS LONG AS ONE OTHER EMPLOYEE IS ALSO LATE, BECAUSE THE PROJECT CAN'T MOVE FORWARD UNTIL EVERYONE DOES THEIR TASKS.

WAIT FOR IT.

WAIT YOU KNOW HOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO FINISH THAT THING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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