Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd June 2013

Dilbert//8834, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 22nd June 2013

Tags

deception work ethic defraying disk drive compiling code

Official transcript

Wally: I'd love to help you, but I'm in the middle of defragging my disk drive. When that's done, my computer will be compiling code for a few hours. Dilbert: How's work? Wally: I hear bad things about it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU, BUT IM IN THE MIDDLE OF DEFRAGGING MY DISK DRIVE.

WHEN THAT'S DONE, MY COMPUTER WILL BE COMPILING CODE FOR A FEW HOURS.

HOW'S WORK?

I HEAR BAD THINGS ABOUT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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