Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th June 2013

Dilbert//8837, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 25th June 2013

Tags

managers & supervisors time estimate propsal win bid wet sponge insulted me business

Official transcript

Boss: I adjusted your time estimate on the proposal from two years to one so we could win the bid. I plan to make up the time by squeezing you like a wet sponge that insulted me. Then the wet sponge insulted me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ADJUSTED YOUR TIME ESTIMATE ON THE PROPOSAL FROM TWO YEARS TO ONE SO WE COULD WIN THE BID.

I PLAN TO MAKE UP THE TIME BY SQUEEZING YOU LIKE A WET SPONGE THAT INSULTED ME.

THEN THAT WET SPONGE INSULTED ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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