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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th June 2013

Dilbert//8838, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 26th June 2013


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allegiance work has no meaning sound disloyal


Official transcript

Dilbert: My work has no meaning. I understand it's your job to fix that situation before I become disloyal. Boss: I think it's too late. You already sound disloyal. Dilbert: Really? That opens a lot of options. Boss: Let me know if there's anything else I can do.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY WORK HAS NO MEANING. I UNDERSTAND IT'S YOUR JOB TO FIX THAT SITUATION BEFORE I BECOME DISLOYAL.

I THINK IT'S TOO LATE. YOU ALREADY SOUND DISLOYAL.

REALLY?

THAT OPENS A LOT OF OPTIONS.

LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE I CAN'T DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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