Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th June 2013

Dilbert//8838, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 26th June 2013

Tags

allegiance work has no meaning sound disloyal

Official transcript

Dilbert: My work has no meaning. I understand it's your job to fix that situation before I become disloyal. Boss: I think it's too late. You already sound disloyal. Dilbert: Really? That opens a lot of options. Boss: Let me know if there's anything else I can do.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY WORK HAS NO MEANING. I UNDERSTAND IT'S YOUR JOB TO FIX THAT SITUATION BEFORE I BECOME DISLOYAL.

I THINK IT'S TOO LATE. YOU ALREADY SOUND DISLOYAL.

REALLY?

THAT OPENS A LOT OF OPTIONS.

LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE I CAN'T DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Job Well Done... Not"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, engaging in a conversation with his boss. The exchange begins with Dilbert expressing his frustration over the lack of meaning in his work, to which the boss responds by suggesting that Dilbert fix the situation before becoming disloyal. However, Dilbert reveals that he has already reached that point and is now simply going through the motions.

The conversation takes an unexpected turn when the boss asks if there are any options available, prompting Dilbert to respond with a sarcastic remark about the numerous possibilities. The exchange ends with the boss appearing oblivious to Dilbert's sarcasm, leaving the reader to wonder about the true nature of their relationship and the state of Dilbert's job satisfaction.

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