Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd July 2013

Dilbert//8844, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd July 2013

Tags

complicated issue conversation finish sentences meeting smarter business

Official transcript

Boss: Wow. This is a complicated issue. Maybe you should run it past someone who is... Dilbert: Smarter. Boss: I think you'd be better letting me end my own... Dilbert: Life?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOW.

THIS IS A COMPLICATED ISSUE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD RUN IT PAST SOMEONE WHO IS ..

SMARTER I THINK YOU'D BE BETTER OFF LETTING ME END MY OWN LIFE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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