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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd July 2013

Dilbert//8845, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 3rd July 2013


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executives wages media overpaid ceos executive pay sultan of brunei larry elliosn god religion entertainment money


Official transcript

CEO: The media is saying I'm overpaid compared to other CEOs. That's crazy. Do a benchmark study of executive pay, including the Sultan of Brunei, Larry Ellison, and God. Make sure my pay ends up somewhere in the middle so it doesn't look suspicious.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE MEDIA IS SAYING I'M OVERPAID COMPARED TO OTHER CEOS. THAT'S CRAZY.

DO A BENCHMARK STUDY OF EXECUTIVE PAY, INCLUDING THE SULTAN OF BRUNEI, LARRY ELLISON, AND GOD.

MAKE SURE MY PAY ENDS UP SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE SO IT DOESN'T LOOK SUSPICIOUS.

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